Cold ass monkey
That fucking bitch , she wants a hard copy of the documents ... a million pages of word files and half a million ppt pages and another billion emails !!! I don't get it.. Its all in the cd, self descriptive folder names, simple and clear file names, just put it in and explore . Why get them on paper which anyway no one is gonna read , U dumb pussy ?
Men have walked the earth for millions of years by now. Its been a big struggle from all that we know, the dinosaurs and the ice age and the evolution and the migrations and the ultimate survival. Why? Coz we are the best, we got the smartest brains among all species. And throw in our ancestry of the restless monkeys, we’ve been fidgeting with all that we cud lay our hands on. Poking and prodding, rolling dope and making rockets, we have been impatient and fidgety as a languor. Getting burnt but still experimenting, exploring and discovering. The best thing about being a intelligent being was that we are able to channelize all this monkeying into getting ourselves a better life! Better food, better shelter, better chances of survival .
The best facilitator of this was that we learned to communicate with each other; it was the key to this unstoppable victory march of human race. We taught ourselves to express using our face and hands and body , then we learned to talk and we got ourselves languages . Words represented ideas , emotions and intentions. We drew pictures, we gave shape to words. Men invented writing. It was an amazing journey, the thoughts , the primitive cries , the controlled mouthing of words , and at last writing.
Now we could write down our monkeying , so the next person can carry on from where we left off. The knowledge remained for ever despite the brain which discovered it being dead. Thats the power of writing. But where do we write? Scratched on leaves, moulded in clay, carved in rock but no, its not good enuf. We had to cut down trees and make pulp outof it , spread it thin and dry it and write on them with ink !! What a stroke of genius! Thank the monkeys we could think that up!! But ofcourse we had to loose trees just so we could write to each other ..Greenhouse effect.. Soil erosion .. Dying forests.. We started loosing more tahn what we shold be coz we could not stop the fidgeting , the need to communicate with paper being the central player of it all .
But then the mokey shoved its finger up its ass and found that it was very warm and comfortable up there , how could he have missed it all these centuries .. We invented COMPUTERS . From sounds, to words to languages to letters to grammer to zeros and ones! Where else cud evolution have taken us? We no longer need paper, we cud just think and type and viola, we cud just store millions and millions of words worthy of tons and tons and paper on to a 2 gram CD . Just burn them zeros and ones onto the cds , and U have been immortalized. U have saved the pulping and drying .. U have saved the forests, U are back in business of being the master of universe. The ingenuity of humans have once again made things simple and easy , that ever ending journey towards better life , better shelter and better chances of survival. We have moved one step ahead in evolution. The monkey can move on, may be shove his finger up another monkeys ass and check how it feels.
But this damn bitch is missing the whole point. All those monkeys who found the warm spot have poked in vain for her. All this effort, the amazing journey taht humans ahve made is lost on her ! She wants me to print out what’s in the CD on a paper , it shud be the other way honey , the natural thing to do is put all that stuff on paper on a cd . But says she, she wants a hard copy to file !
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ?
Men have walked the earth for millions of years by now. Its been a big struggle from all that we know, the dinosaurs and the ice age and the evolution and the migrations and the ultimate survival. Why? Coz we are the best, we got the smartest brains among all species. And throw in our ancestry of the restless monkeys, we’ve been fidgeting with all that we cud lay our hands on. Poking and prodding, rolling dope and making rockets, we have been impatient and fidgety as a languor. Getting burnt but still experimenting, exploring and discovering. The best thing about being a intelligent being was that we are able to channelize all this monkeying into getting ourselves a better life! Better food, better shelter, better chances of survival .
The best facilitator of this was that we learned to communicate with each other; it was the key to this unstoppable victory march of human race. We taught ourselves to express using our face and hands and body , then we learned to talk and we got ourselves languages . Words represented ideas , emotions and intentions. We drew pictures, we gave shape to words. Men invented writing. It was an amazing journey, the thoughts , the primitive cries , the controlled mouthing of words , and at last writing.
Now we could write down our monkeying , so the next person can carry on from where we left off. The knowledge remained for ever despite the brain which discovered it being dead. Thats the power of writing. But where do we write? Scratched on leaves, moulded in clay, carved in rock but no, its not good enuf. We had to cut down trees and make pulp outof it , spread it thin and dry it and write on them with ink !! What a stroke of genius! Thank the monkeys we could think that up!! But ofcourse we had to loose trees just so we could write to each other ..Greenhouse effect.. Soil erosion .. Dying forests.. We started loosing more tahn what we shold be coz we could not stop the fidgeting , the need to communicate with paper being the central player of it all .
But then the mokey shoved its finger up its ass and found that it was very warm and comfortable up there , how could he have missed it all these centuries .. We invented COMPUTERS . From sounds, to words to languages to letters to grammer to zeros and ones! Where else cud evolution have taken us? We no longer need paper, we cud just think and type and viola, we cud just store millions and millions of words worthy of tons and tons and paper on to a 2 gram CD . Just burn them zeros and ones onto the cds , and U have been immortalized. U have saved the pulping and drying .. U have saved the forests, U are back in business of being the master of universe. The ingenuity of humans have once again made things simple and easy , that ever ending journey towards better life , better shelter and better chances of survival. We have moved one step ahead in evolution. The monkey can move on, may be shove his finger up another monkeys ass and check how it feels.
But this damn bitch is missing the whole point. All those monkeys who found the warm spot have poked in vain for her. All this effort, the amazing journey taht humans ahve made is lost on her ! She wants me to print out what’s in the CD on a paper , it shud be the other way honey , the natural thing to do is put all that stuff on paper on a cd . But says she, she wants a hard copy to file !
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ?
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